Things to Make and Do

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about

Most bands wouldn't challenge themselves to write 60 songs based on a children's activity book, caring little about quality or song-writing standards. Wizards of Boat is more than most bands.

This sophomore album is everything you love and hate about everything.

Plus, it's just a dollar.

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released July 28, 2014

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Wizards of Boat Lafayette, Louisiana

Two brain halves of the same man hurtled backwards through time from another dimension, Wizards of Boat steal top of the charts hooks and melodies from the future to save humanity. Sometimes different, never the same, and always pushing the limits of infinity, Wizards of Boat go where other bands don't bother. It is, most likely, something you've never heard. ... more

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Track Name: Hints on Tools, Materials and Supplies
This is the new album by Wizards of Boat
You will need some things to complete listening to this album
One of them is a CD Player or a computer
Something that will play CDs
But there...But there is one thing
That you should remember before going into this
And it's that...

Without this song there's nothing
Taste a little glue
Taste a scissors, too
Without this song there's nothing
Taste a little glue
Taste a scissors, too
Taste a scissors, too
Taste (taste) Taste
A little scissors, too
Hahaha
Don't
Don't
(applause)
Thank you , thank you, thank you
You're so kind
Track Name: Rocking, Bucking Horse
One, two, three, four
There was this band
Called Horse-Body and the Buckrockers
They were so cool
They played their music really well

And they're my favorite band
Oh, Yeah! They're my favorite band

Oh! They rock the house everywhere they play, baby
Don't you know

And they're my favorite band
Oh, Yeah! They're my favorite band
Favorite band of mine
Track Name: Big Mouth Puppet
Hoot da diddly hoo doo
What is this?
Hoot da diddly hoo doo
It smells like poopoo

Hoot da doo
Hoot da doo an oh an oh
On and on and together we sing
We sing of a beautiful day in the past

You know I'm going
I'm going to
I'm gonna kill you

I don't know who your name is
But I see what you think of my family

You don't like our people
But I like you
And you like my people too much

The word of the words that I say to you are great
Track Name: Homemade Clay
The great thing about homemade clay is you can make it at home
The great thing about homemade clay is you can make it at home
The great thing about homemade clay is you can make it at home
You can made homemade clay at home; it's the great thing about it
The great thing about homemade clay is you can make it at home
The great thing about homemade clay is you can make it at home
You can made homemade clay at home; that's the great thing about it
The great thing about homemade clay; that's the great thing about it
You can make homemade clay at home and you can make it at home
You can made homemade clay at home; that's the great thing about it, homemade clay that is
Homemade clay, the great thing about it is you can make it at home
You can do it with your home
In your home homemade clay is made, if it weren't made there it wouldn't be homemade
'Cuz homemade means made home, at home, yeah!
Track Name: Wall Pocket
My wall is like a kangaroo
It holds baby kangaroos

My wall is like a kangaroo
And boy I tell ya
It's a lion (it loves you)
Track Name: Box Train
All aboard!
Track Name: Printing
Ink gets deposited onto paper
You can put on different colors in layers

Printing is for pansies
So printing is for me
No matter how old you are you must have an older person cut the potato for ye

But one day the paper will burn
And you won't know where it is consequently

Printing, nananananananannanan
Printing
Track Name: Space Rocket
3-2-1 blastoff
Space rocket
Space rocket
In space he's flying
Encountering stars
Encountering aliens
Encountering foreign planets
That we can't understand 'cuz we're from earth
3-2-1 blastoff
Track Name: Monster Mask
Monster Mask!
Monster Mask!
Monster Mask!
mon
Track Name: Paper Parachute
Paper Parachute
I can see you falling from the sky
Parachutes were invented to save lives
Paper Parachute
Also used in a sport called skydiving
Who is the parachute king
Paper parachute
It is the way to live, yeah
Paper parachute
Track Name: Clothespin Theater
Thanks for coming out
We're gonna do an old favorite of ours now
I think you know what it's called

I'm going to go to the Clothespin Theater
That's where I like to go
Clothespin Theater
That's where we live every day except for Tuesday
Sometimes Sunday
Oh, Sunday
I want to introduce to a friend of mine
She's the Merry Fairy Maiden of the Clothespin Theater
I'm the Merry Fairy Maiden of the Clothespin Theater
That's who she is, she tells you the truth, she speaks no lie
I've time for all you kids (She tells no lie)

Come watch us perform our show for you

Thank you very much!
Track Name: Castle
Many hundreds of years ago
The kings and nobles of Europe built
Great castles that were homes and forts
Combined

Some are still standing
Their thick walls held against
The battering ram

The drawbridge and portcullis (iron gate)
Protected the entrance
Iron bars closed off the windows

Soldiers standing at the battlements
(Walls on top with openings)
Shot arrows, darts and stones at attackers

With enough food and weapons
The people of a well built castle could
Hold off an attacking army
For years
Track Name: Costume Patterns
Look there goes a cat it must be Halloween
A cat. It's a...cat!
I'm scared. Are you?
Is it black or is it not black?
I don't know.
Did it cross your path or not cross your path?
It must be some kind of pattern
It's unlucky.
It must be some kind of pattern
It's unlucky.
It must be some kind of pattern
It's unlucky.
D'awww jeez!
Don't get unlucky. Don't.
Look. He's a cat!
It's a cat. Is it...black?
No. It's...c-orange!
C-orange is my unfavoritist color.
Wow! Me not.
Color with a u.
Color with a u
Color with a me
Color with me
and you
Oh Oh Oh oh
Same person
Same Person
Two persons
two people
person
and people, people nation
Personalization of God.
Track Name: Folding Picture Show
Do you know how to read and to count?
If you do
The folding picture show
Is the way
Is the way
The weight on your shoulders will be lifted
With the folding picture show
You can show all your favorite pictures or tell a story
But only if you can read and count
Like me
I can read and count and show pictures and stories
Folding picture show
Track Name: Maracas
1-2-3-4
Ay, Maracas!
You move my heart, maracas!
You remind me of my childhood days
In Mexico City
Maracas!
Everybody say "Ma
Ra
Cas!

Maracas
Maracas
Maracas
Track Name: Yarn Doll Pin
Is it yarn?
Is it cardboard?
Is it a safety pin?

Is it yarn?
Is it cardboard?
Is it a safety pin?

Is it yarn?
Is it cardboard?
Is it a safety pin?

Is it yarn?
Is it cardboard?
Is it a safety pin?

Is it yarn?
Is it cardboard?
Is it a safety pin?

Is it a yarn doll pin?
Track Name: Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake

Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake

Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Paper Snowflake
Track Name: Bird Collages
Bird collages
Bird collages

Some artists like to make collages
Rhymes with garages
and corsages

Is that a swallow there
I think a see a swallow
Would you call that a swallow
I'm sure I see a swallow
I'll just name him Spitz!
Track Name: Sweet Potato Vine
Do you like to eat sweet potatoes

If you like to eat sweet potato vines
You might like to eat sweet potato vines more
Than you do already

So, go to the store
Go to the bank
Get the money
Go to the store
Get the sweet potatee vines
Buy them, mmm mmm

Stick'em in a jar with...
Tell What to stick'em in a jar with
Tell us what stick em with the dar with uh
Stick'em in a jar with...
What should we stick them in a jar with huh?
Toothpicks..
oh
Protruding from all sides
In a glass jar filled water
Maybe vinegar
But maybe not
No one knows
The mystery
The mystery
Track Name: Box Guitar
Rubber and cardboard
Rubber and cardboard
Rubber and cardboard
Rubber and cardboard
Rubber and cardboard
Rubber and cardboard
Track Name: Paper Bag Puppet
It fits on your hand
It talks like you want it to
But it just wont answer the phone
When you're out to the store

And all you're really doing
Is buying some more crayons to give it some eyes

You'd think eyes would be worth answering the phone
But, no.

Little fool
He just sits there with his big stupid grin.
Track Name: Koko the Clown
Koko the clown
Koko the clown
The circus is coming
Make Koko some new clothes
And lean him up where he can practice his act for you
To get him ready
To get him ready

He's got big floppy shoes and a red nose
His face is all white
He wears big colorful clothes and he's very fat

He's Koko the clown
He's Koko the clown
He's Koko the clown
Koko the
Koko the
Koko the
Koko the clown
The cardboard clown
Track Name: Peep Show
Aww, yeah!
Baby.

Baby ya know you got to
Show me your underwear
Awww

I can feel you beneath my fingers
I can feel you beneath my toes
Everywhere that my body goes you go

Aw baby

Before there were peep shows there was TV
I mean before there was TV there were peep shows
There wasn't no radio
Wasn't no phone
Wasn't letters
There wasn't no boat
But yeah there was
I'm a liar
Baby come over and peep
Prespire
Make it my night
Make it my day
Make it every way that you can at the peep show
Track Name: Clay Angel
here is an angel
to bring
Christmas
to your table but
start early it has to
rest for two or three days
before you paint it
here is an angel
to bring
Christmas
to your table but
start early it has to
rest for two or three days
before you paint it
here is an angel
to bring
Christmas
to your table but
start early it has to
rest for two or three days
before you paint it
here is an angel
to bring
Christmas to
your table
but start
Track Name: How to Make Rectangles and Squares
Bah Boo
A rectangle is a shape with four sides
How big do you want it to be
A square is a special kind of rectangle
All four of its sides are the same
Not all rectangles are squares
Track Name: Paper Lanterns
LbllLablbllllblLA
Paper Lanterns
LbllLablbllllblLA
Paper Lanterns
LbllLablbllllblLA
Paper Lanterns
LbllLablbllllblLA
Paper Lanterns
LbllLablbllllblLA
Paper Lanterns
LbllLablbllllblLA
Dr. Paper Lanterns
LbllLablbllllblLA
Paper Lanterns
LbllLablbllllblLA
Mirror reflection of Paper Lanterns
LbllLablbllllblLA
Shining light from the Paper Lanterns
Track Name: Musical Bottles
Six pop bottles
Glass and water
You can hit'em with a spoon and they will make a note
Or if you put your mouth on the top
And you blow across
That will also make a note (different)
Track Name: Shadow Camera
Alright now
Let's go
Alright now
Just sit up against the wall and
Let me turn the light on
Let me get my chalk, but
I don't want to hear no talk
So stay very still
Stay very still
While I trace your outline
While I make your body mine
Stay stay still
Good dog
Stay Still
Good god
Stay very still
Said stay very still
While I take your photograph picture with a piece of chalk, but, chalk
Track Name: Dancing Clown Puppet
Dancing puppet
Dancing pup-pet
Dancing puppet you are
Legless except for fingers
No, You puppet has legs
Dancing clown puppet
Dance clown puppet
Pup-pup-pet
Dancing clown puppet
Track Name: Tissue Flower in a Vase
Tissue flower in a vase
Oh, mommy!
Oh, poppa!
It's so beautiful
But it doesn't smell like a real flower
'Cuz it's fake
It's fake in a vase

Oh, yeah!

I put it in a vase for you
I put a big bright flower on the breakfast table of love
I put a big bright flower on the breakfast table of love for you
I love you
And I made you a vase with flowers
Oh, mommy or poppa!
Track Name: Yarn Holder
Hello, baby!
Hold my yarn.
Track Name: Supersonic Jet
Yes we are ready for lift-off of the supersonic jet
Have the band begin playing, uh, now.
Track Name: Pipe Cleaner Monkey
Hangin' around
Swingin' around
He never eats
Jumpin' around

Hangin' around
Swingin' around
He never eats
Jumpin' around
Track Name: Spinning Pinwheel
Spinning pinwheel
Spinning
Spin out
Spin away
Spinning pinwheel
Hold it in the wind
Blow on it
Draw a heavy X at the middle on the lines
If you punch it in too far the pinwheel won't spin
Spinning pinwheel
Track Name: Paper Cup
Paper cup
Paper cup
Paper cup
Paper cup
exploding brick

eee-heee
Track Name: Sad-Glad Pumpkin
I've got a friend
He's a manic depressive
Sometimes he's happy
Other times he's not
Track Name: Rollo the Duck
Quack Quack Quack Quackity doo!
Quicky Quack. Snapalappy!
Quaky Quack Quack a Quck a Quo Quack
Quack
You need some toilet paper
You need some yarn and cardboard
Quack
Roll Roll Rolly Quacky swimmy fly-eee!
Doot de dolly
Sweedee Sweetee
Quickity Quackity Quo
Happity Hamly
Swo, Swoswoswoswoswoswim
Y-y-y-your ugly, ugly
-kling
Ugly
Quack
Track Name: Paper Beads
I like paper beads, they're fun. Do you like them?
Oh, yeah!
Good. I've got this song about them. Do you want to hear it?
What is the song like?
This.
Sweet!
I'm glad that you like it.
I like it too, sir!
Who are you, son?
I am Chweeshnish.
Chweeshnish, listen to me.
Paper beads are what it's all about.
Oh, I understand. I agree completely.
Excellent.
Everything's falling into place.
Where, w-w-w-what place?
This place.
I see this place. It's gorgeous. It makes me puke.
Don't puke on that.
But it stinks!
Paper beads are good do you not agree?
UH HUH!
Track Name: Funny Bunny
I once knew a funny bunny
He talked like strange strange noises
They were so strange
They were so strange

I knew a funny bunny who talked like this
Track Name: Jumping Jack
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Hey!
Track Name: Make a Loom and Weave
My mother she said to me.
(She said to me)
She said, "Boy you got to do something"
(Do something)
She said, "You got to spend your time on something useful"
(Spend your time)
She said, "Make a loom and weave!"
(Make a loom and weave)

So I made that loom
(Make a loom and weave)
And I weaved her a shirt
(Weaved he a shirt)
She liked the shirt
(She liked it)
She wears it everyday
(She wears it)
She likes the dress that I made her too
(She liked it)
She wears it when she goes on a date
(She wears it)

I weave everything that I see
(Weave all day)
Oh, I made that loom and I weaved
(Weave all day)
Or should I say wove?
Track Name: Paper Plate Monster
Paper Plate Monster
Paper Plate Monster
Track Name: Yarn Chick
Yeah
Ya'll know what I'm talking about here
It's a yarn chick ya'll
So the yarn chick was
Dwaddling down the street and
It got hit by a car
and it died that very day
But before that
Before that
It had
Gotten made
Out of yarn

Chickadee
Chicka E
Chicka L Chicka M
Chicka N.O.P.
Chicka Wanna Wanna Hee Haw
Chicka Wanna Wanna Yo Ma
Chicka Lover
Chicka Hater
Chicka wanna be a bathroom hater
Huh!
Track Name: Round Picture Frame
Don't ya know?
Don't you know what I see?
I see a kitty cat
Do ya?
Surrounded by a circle
What kind of circle?
A circle of crepe paper
He's looking at me
Who's he looking at?
He's looking at me
He's got big blue eyes
And big brown eyes
And he's got a head full of hair
And a body full of hair
It's like a doorway to another dimension where cats are supreme
The cat's are supreme
He's looking at me
Me
Track Name: Cork Halloween Favors
Once upon a time
There was a black cat and a which
Made out of soft wood

Once upon a time
There was a black cat and a which
Made out of soft wood

Once upon a time
There was a black cat and a which
Made out of soft wood
Track Name: Picture Puzzle
What do you see?
What do you see?
Huh?
What do you see?
What do you see?
What do you see?
Huh?
Track Name: Shadow Play
Shadow play
Shadow play
Look at the dog
Look at the alligator
Look at the monster and the angel
The dog opens his mouth
The angel flies
The alligator and the monster they plot against the dog and the angel
That's how the play goes along
Track Name: Jack in the Box
There's a jack in the box right over there
I use it to
Pump up my car
I use it to
Change a tire
But I don't need the cops
Even if I think they do
Track Name: Peanut Shell Puppets
Children!
Can you wiggle your fingers
And change your voice?
Track Name: Tie-Dye Design
Come on
Always wearing the black pants
The black shirt
The black shoes, the black undies

You need to lighten up
You need to pull your clothes in knots
And put it in
Colored dye

You will have a better time with your life then
Stop hating start loving
You've got to
You've got to love everybody
The love of the world is free
It will help you be a better man

Let's Go!
Track Name: Stand Down, You Nasty Blind Fool
Stand down
You know who you are,
Fool
Track Name: Castle (Alternate Time-lined)
Many hundreds of years ago
The kings and nobles of Europe built
Great castles that were homes and forts
Combined

Some are still standing
Their thick walls held against
The battering ram

The drawbridge and portcullis (iron gate)
Protected the entrance
Iron bars closed off the windows

Soldiers standing at the battlements
(Walls on top with openings)
Shot arrows, darts and stones at attackers

With enough food and weapons
The people of a well built castle could
Hold off an attacking army
For years
Track Name: Rocking Bucking Horse (Alternate Time-lined)
One, two, three, four
There was this band
Called Horse-Body and the Buckrockers
They were so cool
They played their music really well

And they're my favorite band
Oh, Yeah! They're my favorite band

Oh! They rock the house everywhere they play, baby
Don't you know

And they're my favorite band
Oh, Yeah! They're my favorite band
Favorite band of mine