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Things to Make and Do

by Wizards of Boat

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This is the new album by Wizards of Boat You will need some things to complete listening to this album One of them is a CD Player or a computer Something that will play CDs But there...But there is one thing That you should remember before going into this And it's that... Without this song there's nothing Taste a little glue Taste a scissors, too Without this song there's nothing Taste a little glue Taste a scissors, too Taste a scissors, too Taste (taste) Taste A little scissors, too Hahaha Don't Don't (applause) Thank you , thank you, thank you You're so kind
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One, two, three, four There was this band Called Horse-Body and the Buckrockers They were so cool They played their music really well And they're my favorite band Oh, Yeah! They're my favorite band Oh! They rock the house everywhere they play, baby Don't you know And they're my favorite band Oh, Yeah! They're my favorite band Favorite band of mine
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Hoot da diddly hoo doo What is this? Hoot da diddly hoo doo It smells like poopoo Hoot da doo Hoot da doo an oh an oh On and on and together we sing We sing of a beautiful day in the past You know I'm going I'm going to I'm gonna kill you I don't know who your name is But I see what you think of my family You don't like our people But I like you And you like my people too much The word of the words that I say to you are great
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The great thing about homemade clay is you can make it at home The great thing about homemade clay is you can make it at home The great thing about homemade clay is you can make it at home You can made homemade clay at home; it's the great thing about it The great thing about homemade clay is you can make it at home The great thing about homemade clay is you can make it at home You can made homemade clay at home; that's the great thing about it The great thing about homemade clay; that's the great thing about it You can make homemade clay at home and you can make it at home You can made homemade clay at home; that's the great thing about it, homemade clay that is Homemade clay, the great thing about it is you can make it at home You can do it with your home In your home homemade clay is made, if it weren't made there it wouldn't be homemade 'Cuz homemade means made home, at home, yeah!
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Wall Pocket 00:34
My wall is like a kangaroo It holds baby kangaroos My wall is like a kangaroo And boy I tell ya It's a lion (it loves you)
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Box Train 00:46
All aboard!
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Printing 01:02
Ink gets deposited onto paper You can put on different colors in layers Printing is for pansies So printing is for me No matter how old you are you must have an older person cut the potato for ye But one day the paper will burn And you won't know where it is consequently Printing, nananananananannanan Printing
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Space Rocket 00:54
3-2-1 blastoff Space rocket Space rocket In space he's flying Encountering stars Encountering aliens Encountering foreign planets That we can't understand 'cuz we're from earth 3-2-1 blastoff
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Monster Mask 00:51
Monster Mask! Monster Mask! Monster Mask! mon
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Paper Parachute I can see you falling from the sky Parachutes were invented to save lives Paper Parachute Also used in a sport called skydiving Who is the parachute king Paper parachute It is the way to live, yeah Paper parachute
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Thanks for coming out We're gonna do an old favorite of ours now I think you know what it's called I'm going to go to the Clothespin Theater That's where I like to go Clothespin Theater That's where we live every day except for Tuesday Sometimes Sunday Oh, Sunday I want to introduce to a friend of mine She's the Merry Fairy Maiden of the Clothespin Theater I'm the Merry Fairy Maiden of the Clothespin Theater That's who she is, she tells you the truth, she speaks no lie I've time for all you kids (She tells no lie) Come watch us perform our show for you Thank you very much!
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Castle 01:02
Many hundreds of years ago The kings and nobles of Europe built Great castles that were homes and forts Combined Some are still standing Their thick walls held against The battering ram The drawbridge and portcullis (iron gate) Protected the entrance Iron bars closed off the windows Soldiers standing at the battlements (Walls on top with openings) Shot arrows, darts and stones at attackers With enough food and weapons The people of a well built castle could Hold off an attacking army For years
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Look there goes a cat it must be Halloween A cat. It's a...cat! I'm scared. Are you? Is it black or is it not black? I don't know. Did it cross your path or not cross your path? It must be some kind of pattern It's unlucky. It must be some kind of pattern It's unlucky. It must be some kind of pattern It's unlucky. D'awww jeez! Don't get unlucky. Don't. Look. He's a cat! It's a cat. Is it...black? No. It's...c-orange! C-orange is my unfavoritist color. Wow! Me not. Color with a u. Color with a u Color with a me Color with me and you Oh Oh Oh oh Same person Same Person Two persons two people person and people, people nation Personalization of God.
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Do you know how to read and to count? If you do The folding picture show Is the way Is the way The weight on your shoulders will be lifted With the folding picture show You can show all your favorite pictures or tell a story But only if you can read and count Like me I can read and count and show pictures and stories Folding picture show
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Maracas 01:05
1-2-3-4 Ay, Maracas! You move my heart, maracas! You remind me of my childhood days In Mexico City Maracas! Everybody say "Ma Ra Cas! Maracas Maracas Maracas
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Crowns 01:08
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Is it yarn? Is it cardboard? Is it a safety pin? Is it yarn? Is it cardboard? Is it a safety pin? Is it yarn? Is it cardboard? Is it a safety pin? Is it yarn? Is it cardboard? Is it a safety pin? Is it yarn? Is it cardboard? Is it a safety pin? Is it a yarn doll pin?
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Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake Paper Snowflake
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Bird collages Bird collages Some artists like to make collages Rhymes with garages and corsages Is that a swallow there I think a see a swallow Would you call that a swallow I'm sure I see a swallow I'll just name him Spitz!
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Do you like to eat sweet potatoes If you like to eat sweet potato vines You might like to eat sweet potato vines more Than you do already So, go to the store Go to the bank Get the money Go to the store Get the sweet potatee vines Buy them, mmm mmm Stick'em in a jar with... Tell What to stick'em in a jar with Tell us what stick em with the dar with uh Stick'em in a jar with... What should we stick them in a jar with huh? Toothpicks.. oh Protruding from all sides In a glass jar filled water Maybe vinegar But maybe not No one knows The mystery The mystery
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Box Guitar 00:38
Rubber and cardboard Rubber and cardboard Rubber and cardboard Rubber and cardboard Rubber and cardboard Rubber and cardboard
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It fits on your hand It talks like you want it to But it just wont answer the phone When you're out to the store And all you're really doing Is buying some more crayons to give it some eyes You'd think eyes would be worth answering the phone But, no. Little fool He just sits there with his big stupid grin.
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Koko the clown Koko the clown The circus is coming Make Koko some new clothes And lean him up where he can practice his act for you To get him ready To get him ready He's got big floppy shoes and a red nose His face is all white He wears big colorful clothes and he's very fat He's Koko the clown He's Koko the clown He's Koko the clown Koko the Koko the Koko the Koko the clown The cardboard clown
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Peep Show 00:58
Aww, yeah! Baby. Baby ya know you got to Show me your underwear Awww I can feel you beneath my fingers I can feel you beneath my toes Everywhere that my body goes you go Aw baby Before there were peep shows there was TV I mean before there was TV there were peep shows There wasn't no radio Wasn't no phone Wasn't letters There wasn't no boat But yeah there was I'm a liar Baby come over and peep Prespire Make it my night Make it my day Make it every way that you can at the peep show
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Clay Angel 00:47
here is an angel to bring Christmas to your table but start early it has to rest for two or three days before you paint it here is an angel to bring Christmas to your table but start early it has to rest for two or three days before you paint it here is an angel to bring Christmas to your table but start early it has to rest for two or three days before you paint it here is an angel to bring Christmas to your table but start
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Bah Boo A rectangle is a shape with four sides How big do you want it to be A square is a special kind of rectangle All four of its sides are the same Not all rectangles are squares
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LbllLablbllllblLA Paper Lanterns LbllLablbllllblLA Paper Lanterns LbllLablbllllblLA Paper Lanterns LbllLablbllllblLA Paper Lanterns LbllLablbllllblLA Paper Lanterns LbllLablbllllblLA Dr. Paper Lanterns LbllLablbllllblLA Paper Lanterns LbllLablbllllblLA Mirror reflection of Paper Lanterns LbllLablbllllblLA Shining light from the Paper Lanterns
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Paper Glider 00:59
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Six pop bottles Glass and water You can hit'em with a spoon and they will make a note Or if you put your mouth on the top And you blow across That will also make a note (different)
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Alright now Let's go Alright now Just sit up against the wall and Let me turn the light on Let me get my chalk, but I don't want to hear no talk So stay very still Stay very still While I trace your outline While I make your body mine Stay stay still Good dog Stay Still Good god Stay very still Said stay very still While I take your photograph picture with a piece of chalk, but, chalk
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Dancing puppet Dancing pup-pet Dancing puppet you are Legless except for fingers No, You puppet has legs Dancing clown puppet Dance clown puppet Pup-pup-pet Dancing clown puppet
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Tissue flower in a vase Oh, mommy! Oh, poppa! It's so beautiful But it doesn't smell like a real flower 'Cuz it's fake It's fake in a vase Oh, yeah! I put it in a vase for you I put a big bright flower on the breakfast table of love I put a big bright flower on the breakfast table of love for you I love you And I made you a vase with flowers Oh, mommy or poppa!
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Yarn Holder 00:41
Hello, baby! Hold my yarn.
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Yes we are ready for lift-off of the supersonic jet Have the band begin playing, uh, now.
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Hangin' around Swingin' around He never eats Jumpin' around Hangin' around Swingin' around He never eats Jumpin' around
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Spinning pinwheel Spinning Spin out Spin away Spinning pinwheel Hold it in the wind Blow on it Draw a heavy X at the middle on the lines If you punch it in too far the pinwheel won't spin Spinning pinwheel
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Paper Cup 00:23
Paper cup Paper cup Paper cup Paper cup exploding brick eee-heee
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I've got a friend He's a manic depressive Sometimes he's happy Other times he's not
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Quack Quack Quack Quackity doo! Quicky Quack. Snapalappy! Quaky Quack Quack a Quck a Quo Quack Quack You need some toilet paper You need some yarn and cardboard Quack Roll Roll Rolly Quacky swimmy fly-eee! Doot de dolly Sweedee Sweetee Quickity Quackity Quo Happity Hamly Swo, Swoswoswoswoswoswim Y-y-y-your ugly, ugly -kling Ugly Quack
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Paper Beads 00:51
I like paper beads, they're fun. Do you like them? Oh, yeah! Good. I've got this song about them. Do you want to hear it? What is the song like? This. Sweet! I'm glad that you like it. I like it too, sir! Who are you, son? I am Chweeshnish. Chweeshnish, listen to me. Paper beads are what it's all about. Oh, I understand. I agree completely. Excellent. Everything's falling into place. Where, w-w-w-what place? This place. I see this place. It's gorgeous. It makes me puke. Don't puke on that. But it stinks! Paper beads are good do you not agree? UH HUH!
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Funny Bunny 01:00
I once knew a funny bunny He talked like strange strange noises They were so strange They were so strange I knew a funny bunny who talked like this
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Jumping Jack 00:54
Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
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My mother she said to me. (She said to me) She said, "Boy you got to do something" (Do something) She said, "You got to spend your time on something useful" (Spend your time) She said, "Make a loom and weave!" (Make a loom and weave) So I made that loom (Make a loom and weave) And I weaved her a shirt (Weaved he a shirt) She liked the shirt (She liked it) She wears it everyday (She wears it) She likes the dress that I made her too (She liked it) She wears it when she goes on a date (She wears it) I weave everything that I see (Weave all day) Oh, I made that loom and I weaved (Weave all day) Or should I say wove?
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Paper Plate Monster Paper Plate Monster
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Stars 00:58
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Yarn Chick 01:03
Yeah Ya'll know what I'm talking about here It's a yarn chick ya'll So the yarn chick was Dwaddling down the street and It got hit by a car and it died that very day But before that Before that It had Gotten made Out of yarn Chickadee Chicka E Chicka L Chicka M Chicka N.O.P. Chicka Wanna Wanna Hee Haw Chicka Wanna Wanna Yo Ma Chicka Lover Chicka Hater Chicka wanna be a bathroom hater Huh!
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Don't ya know? Don't you know what I see? I see a kitty cat Do ya? Surrounded by a circle What kind of circle? A circle of crepe paper He's looking at me Who's he looking at? He's looking at me He's got big blue eyes And big brown eyes And he's got a head full of hair And a body full of hair It's like a doorway to another dimension where cats are supreme The cat's are supreme He's looking at me Me
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Once upon a time There was a black cat and a which Made out of soft wood Once upon a time There was a black cat and a which Made out of soft wood Once upon a time There was a black cat and a which Made out of soft wood
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Indian Drum 01:06
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What do you see? What do you see? Huh? What do you see? What do you see? What do you see? Huh?
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Shadow Play 00:44
Shadow play Shadow play Look at the dog Look at the alligator Look at the monster and the angel The dog opens his mouth The angel flies The alligator and the monster they plot against the dog and the angel That's how the play goes along
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There's a jack in the box right over there I use it to Pump up my car I use it to Change a tire But I don't need the cops Even if I think they do
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Children! Can you wiggle your fingers And change your voice?
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Come on Always wearing the black pants The black shirt The black shoes, the black undies You need to lighten up You need to pull your clothes in knots And put it in Colored dye You will have a better time with your life then Stop hating start loving You've got to You've got to love everybody The love of the world is free It will help you be a better man Let's Go!
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Spacefish 01:01
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Cut & Paste 00:59
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Heart Mobile 00:52
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Stand down You know who you are, Fool
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Many hundreds of years ago The kings and nobles of Europe built Great castles that were homes and forts Combined Some are still standing Their thick walls held against The battering ram The drawbridge and portcullis (iron gate) Protected the entrance Iron bars closed off the windows Soldiers standing at the battlements (Walls on top with openings) Shot arrows, darts and stones at attackers With enough food and weapons The people of a well built castle could Hold off an attacking army For years
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One, two, three, four There was this band Called Horse-Body and the Buckrockers They were so cool They played their music really well And they're my favorite band Oh, Yeah! They're my favorite band Oh! They rock the house everywhere they play, baby Don't you know And they're my favorite band Oh, Yeah! They're my favorite band Favorite band of mine
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Most bands wouldn't challenge themselves to write 60 songs based on a children's activity book, caring little about quality or song-writing standards. Wizards of Boat is more than most bands.

This sophomore album is everything you love and hate about everything.

Plus, it's just a dollar.

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released July 28, 2014

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Wizards of Boat Lafayette, Louisiana

Two brain halves of the same man hurtled backwards through time from another dimension, Wizards of Boat steal top of the charts hooks and melodies from the future to save humanity. Sometimes different, never the same, and always pushing the limits of infinity, Wizards of Boat go where other bands don't bother. It is, most likely, something you've never heard. ... more

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