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Smidgen of Dumbness

by Wizards of Boat

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I saw this in a dream It was just like this I saw this in a dream You believe me, don't you? You don't think I'm crazy? I believe you. You believe me? You're crazy! The only demons in this town Are assholes who try to create them Next time we hunt bears You seem to put the whole piece together, have you? I'm just trying to make conversation. Well, you're sure doing a shitty job What the hell's going on here? Who the hell are you? Fucka.
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Take the robots to the room and never let them leave no matter how they scream and shout No matter how the grieve If you choose to disobey us you will not be spared No matter where you run and hide Yes, you will be ensnared The task you have given me I will perform The robots will be no more so we can reform There is no need to worry for I can complete this deed And it will be accomplished with not only tact, but speed
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I was walking to school the other day I was wearing my totally rad outfit Everybody was loomking at me like I was awesome And I knew that I was completely awesome I walked into the classroom All my classmates were speechless There jaws dropped and they hit the floor And I swung my arms It came from Mars It was right outside my window It came from Mars So I punched it in the left knee And I ran away screaming And it grabbed me by the head It looked me in my two eyes And this is what it said "I come from Mars." It came from Mars naNa Na naNa Na It came from Mars naNa Na naNa Na It came from Mars naNa Na naNa Na It came from Mars naNa Na naNa Na It came from... My wardrobe is amazing I wear everything that rocks I catch people's eye from miles away And they say, "Woah! Who's that bodacious fella?" My teacher gave me an A for style And she asked me out on a date I said, "No. I don't think you could handle all the surfing and the partying and the drinking and the surfing." It came from Mars And it landed in my backyard It came from Mars And it threw a big ol' barbecue And everyone is invited We were all frightened and afraid But it gave us all big bags of salt and we were happy 'till forever It came from Mars And it flew around my body It came from Mars It flew over the hilltop It came from Mars it flew right over my father It came from Mars it flew out the door and then it flew back in It came from Mars And I was totally surprised
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So what scares bugs? That is what I was gonna ask ya Bugs! Probably that only two or four legs Creepy
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Man-Biter 00:09
Don't let them bite you Don't let them bite you
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Last week was a very special day Things were there and everything was okay Malt shops selling soda pops The sun was perfectly orange And there I saw her Drinking an orange soda in the orange sun Was Brain Impaler She was perfect Webbed feet and a crooked nose She makes my heart stop Every time I smell her Brain Imapler I love you We shared our arms and carried things My hours were bliss and infinitely cool And then it happened again... Again... Brain Impaler had made me cry And the pain it really sucked Brain Impaler made me die And now I'm totally not cool Webbed feet and a crooked nose She makes my heart stop Every time I smell her Brain Imapler I love you Now it's a new day My skin is still totally fresh Everything is turning around again Brain Impaler left me alone And the sun has turned yellow Everything are things that cry And I am alone Brain Impaler goodbye Webbed feet and a crooked nose She makes my heart stop Every time I smell her Brain Imapler goodbye
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At the bottom of the tub There's a pulsing mass of something
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I've been living here On my Dirty Moonbase C I'm not used to everything You're not used to me Ahhh Let's fight! Hahahaaa! (slow motion fightin' words)
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A million flowers eating my brain A million flowers eating my two brains A million flowers eating a million brains A million flowers don't eat my brain A million flowers don't eat my two brains A million flowers please stop eating a million brains
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Robot Snake 00:10
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Touch me when you're pouting Touch me when you cry Touch me when you're shouting Touch me and I'm telling you why Touch me if you've been bad or good Touch me when you're sleeping Touch me when you're awake Touch me when you've been bad or good Touch me for goodness sake Touch me if you've been bad or good I'm making a list and I'm checking it twice Touch me all you who've been naughty Touch me all you who've been nice Touch me if you've been bad or good Ho Ho Ho! You've been bad or good!
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No Pants U. 00:17
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Captain Beard M.D. Lived on the land of the ocean sea Piratin' up the town With a wooden beard and a permanent frown Captain Beard M.D. Rape and pillage and surgery He'll mend your broken bones Then send you to meet Davy Jones
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I've got a feeling Oh yes I do My baby's been sleeping with somebody new He says he's busy when I'm feeling lonely Is he telling the truth? I don't think so I've got a feeling Oh, yes I do My baby's been stealing my love and now I feel blue Maybe I'm crazy It's all in my head Or maybe I should just go to bed.
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Includatron 00:23
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You seem to have changed a little, baby You seem to have gained or lost a vital organ Playing our love Note by note Singing songs we thought we'd never sing Oh, please You are not the same As you used to be You are missing something In your personality Maybe it's your body But maybe it's your right arm And I'm not sure You'll have to get back to me later Is it your body? Is it your right arm? I'm not sure but I'm on the investigation team
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Pit-Stop 00:20
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I'm bound y the laws of gravity I can't escape it's clutch on me No matter how I run and hide To the earth I am still tied I'm bound by it's enormous mass There is no way for me to pass Through all the atmosphere and gas To escape to outer space We're slaves to gravity Oh Wee Oh
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Eat it! eat it eat it drink it eat it eat it eat it drink it eat it
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System 04:48
Nervous System Nervous System Buddy System Buddy System Buddy System The system's connected to the system The system's connected to the system I said the system's connected to the system The system's connected to the system Entertainment System Entertainment System Entertainment System Entertainment System The Sewer system Sewer system Sewer system Sewer system The system's connected to the system The system's connected to the system The system's connected to the system The system the system the system the system Dewey Decimal System Dewey Decimal Dewey Decimal System Dewey Decimal System Dewey Decimal System Eco System Eco System Eco System The system's connected to the system The system's connected to the system The system's connected to the system The system's connected to the system Hah Solar system Solar system Open System Open System Open System the system's connected to the system the system's connected to the system
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Jump off the bridge Take a stranger's candy Eat the cat Blame it on your little brother Disobey the pedestrian signal Think about your mom wrong Rob the graveyard Test chemicals on animals Sabotage a funeral Lower awareness about AIDS Drown a kid in got's blood Procrastinate
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Factory Tour 00:14
It is at this stage where the rubber stopper is applied This sort of thing will keep mom from ever finding out
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Da dada da nda Da dada da nda Robot Catering A simple for the food to bring Hors d'oeuvres, bowls of punch Breakfast, dinner, even lunch How would you like to try A finger sandwich served by an android Or maybe a deviled egg brought to you By the hand of an imitation man Or would you like to dance We provide a DJ or robotic band And here's our guarantee It's 100% synthetic humanity Call us today We'll be on our way Call us today Da dada da nda Da dada da nda
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Will I ever meet another girl like you? Who can fill me up with happiness and a love so true? Will I ever meet another girl like you? No, I'll never meet another girl like you. Will I ever meet another girl so sweet? Who can make me feel all tingly from my head down to my feet? Will I ever meet another girl like you? No, I'll never meet another girl like you. Will I ever meet another girl with so much beauty? Who can make feel so happy with the things she says to me? Will I ever meet another girl like you? No I'll never meet another girl like you. Is there any other girl who'll hold me tight? And whose gentle voice and soft caress will see me through the night? Will I ever meet another girl like you? No, I'll ever meet another girl like you. Will I ever meet another girl like you? Who I love beyond my wildest dreams and loves me too? But now lately baby I've been feeling blue. 'Cuz I'll never meet another girl like you.
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Wizards of Boat, they are the jingle makers of the now Wizards of Boat, they are the jingle makers of the now Wizards of Boat, they are the jingle makers of the now
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Finish Line 00:17

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This album has something for everyone, and a bunch for a few people. Some of the catchiest WoB tunes are nestled right here with a heaping dollop of stupidity. Enjoy!

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released July 30, 2014

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Wizards of Boat Lafayette, Louisiana

Two brain halves of the same man hurtled backwards through time from another dimension, Wizards of Boat steal top of the charts hooks and melodies from the future to save humanity. Sometimes different, never the same, and always pushing the limits of infinity, Wizards of Boat go where other bands don't bother. It is, most likely, something you've never heard. ... more

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