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Why did you steal our stuff
You fuckin' maniac
I can't believe you would do that
What did we ever do to you
So bring us our stuff back
You stupid piece of shit
It's...fuckin'...un-cool
How could you do that to us

Shorty, I gotta honestly say
I wish you hadn't robbed our house
I kinda wanna kick you in the face
I'm just glad you were too stupid to steal the stuff that really mattered
But I still think I oughta say

Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime

Hey Shorty, why do they call you Shorty?
Is it 'cuz you got a really small ding-dong
Come on give us back our stuff
You know, the stuff you took from our house
Give us back our Micky Mouse watch
Give us back our bike
Give us back our DVD player
Give us back our high school ring
Give us back our pennies nickels and dimes
Give us back our random DVD's
Give us back our expensive guitar pedal
Give us back that bite of those Pop-Tarts

I guess you can keep the window units
'Cuz we don't need'em anymore
'Cuz now we got central AC
No, on second thought, you don't deserve'em
So give us'em back, you fuck
And pay close attention to me

Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime
Fuck crime

Hey everybody, Shorty sucks

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from Heavy Handed Nonsense, released August 1, 2014

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Wizards of Boat Lafayette, Louisiana

Two brain halves of the same man hurtled backwards through time from another dimension, Wizards of Boat steal top of the charts hooks and melodies from the future to save humanity. Sometimes different, never the same, and always pushing the limits of infinity, Wizards of Boat go where other bands don't bother. It is, most likely, something you've never heard. ... more

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