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Prehistoric Christmas

from Cash​-​Mas by Wizards of Boat

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When man a prehistoric being
Christmas was no fun
There was no fire
There were no trees
And everyone was dumb
On the mantle all the children hung their little socks
In the morning when they looked
All that they found was rocks

one dark Christmas eve
Santa said to Prometheus,
"Give the people fire
And I will give you a bus."

So he brought the fire
And all of the people smiled
But Santa knew that they'd be
Killing each other after a while
So to cover his tracks
Santa revoked his promise to the guy
"You'll be chained to the mountain of pain
But you will never die."

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from Cash​-​Mas, released July 29, 2014

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Wizards of Boat Lafayette, Louisiana

Two brain halves of the same man hurtled backwards through time from another dimension, Wizards of Boat steal top of the charts hooks and melodies from the future to save humanity. Sometimes different, never the same, and always pushing the limits of infinity, Wizards of Boat go where other bands don't bother. It is, most likely, something you've never heard. ... more

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