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Nice Thing (Wedding Version)

from Heavy Handed Nonsense by Wizards of Boat

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I was walkin' outside at the beach one day
When I got something wrapped around my leg
I didn't even know what the hell it was
But it sprayed ink all over my face

I threw it back into the water
So that it wouldn't die

‘Cuz I did a nice thing for a squid
Who did something mean to me
The thing I did to a squid was nice
But what he did was mean

I was layin’ on a hammock ‘cuz I broke my knees
When a poor old squirrel climbed on top of me
He threw a giant nut at my cryin’ face
And I just didn't know what to say

So I gave him a diamond
‘Cuz I didn't want him to be poor no more

‘Cuz I threw a nice thing to a squirrel
Who threw something mean to me
The thing I hurled to a squirrel was nice
But what he hurled was mean

I was at a sci-fi convention
Bearing only good intentions
When this little nerd who said I had cut in line
Pulled my hair and started to whine

I don’t know why but I didn't even mind
And I let him get his comic book signed

‘Cuz I did a nice thing for a square
Who did something mean to me
I didn't pull the hair of a square
Who pulled the hair of me

I’m just a nice guy in a world
That’s full of stuff that’s mean
Like I always say
If they kick you when your down don’t frown
Just laugh and turn the other cheek

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from Heavy Handed Nonsense, released August 1, 2014

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Wizards of Boat Lafayette, Louisiana

Two brain halves of the same man hurtled backwards through time from another dimension, Wizards of Boat steal top of the charts hooks and melodies from the future to save humanity. Sometimes different, never the same, and always pushing the limits of infinity, Wizards of Boat go where other bands don't bother. It is, most likely, something you've never heard. ... more

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